Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Is Quinn Really Lammy



Here is Lammy before she got the Sheep head next to a picture of Quinn. Maybe Quinn is Lammy's pre-head-change doppelganger. Maybe Lammy is splitting into and becoming two people. This is too complex for a simple old dog like me (Dusty) to understand.

The article she is reading is HERE

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Photoshop of Ariel's Photo

We're using Icy's Playground for something else right now, so I posted my photoshop version of Ariel's picture here.

To see the original click HERE

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Screen Test As Julia



Dusty Doggy is recommending Marge to play the part of Julia in the upcoming movie, Gone With the Captists.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Is Axe Man Daddy?



It will be several months before the DNA tests will be completed to find out who is the father of Lambkin, but the toddler seems to think that Axe Man is her daddy. Is this something that Lammy has put into his head just to try and win on Axe Man's TV show?

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Lambkin As An Owl



Lambkin is excited about being an owl in the film version of Gone with the Captists.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Lambkin Wants To Be Cave Troll



Lammy's toddler, Lambkin, wants to play the part of the Cave Troll in Hobbes new movie, Gone With The Captists.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Ouch!



Lyanne Sakks runs over Dirty Dan's foot.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Get Rich Fast



Mickey Ratt has a plan.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hal Itosis



He's doing commercials now.

Monday, November 19, 2007

2 Girls 1 Jar



They share the peanut butter.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Locker Ghost



A security camera caught this ghost coming out of a locker. Watch the lower right to see him come out, then it zooms in on him. The we show what it really was! Mini Spooky!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Ghost On Camera



Was it the lighting that made it look blue?

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Murry Magdalene Sings



Murry performs his/her act.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Elbot Test For Movie Role



Elbot the chat robot tried out for the role of Frederick in Gone With the Captists.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dewey Banjer Raps



Dewey Banjer tries to please Arsewipe.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

How Godfather 3 Should Have Ended



The movie, Godfather 3 was not a very good movie. It was made just to wrap up or show what happened to the remaining characters. The evil Michael just died of old age. But this is how we wish the final scene really ended. Watch the doggy as he falls over.

Friday, November 2, 2007

My Life Without Me


Click on pic to make it great big.

Response for Mrs. Weirsdo,
I didn't pay attention to the sign on the bus in the movie "My Life Without Me." I don't know if it means anything, but there was some symbolism in the movie. She kept seeing a guy beside the road behind a table with crystal wine glasses each partially filled and the guy was tapping them to make musical sounds. From the doctor to the bus she thought about how she had her first of two kids when she was seventeen by the only man she had ever kissed, and had never taken drugs or drank (and she didn't in the movie, but she did have an affair with a guy who took her to a fancy restaurant where she had never been). She never told anyone that she was going to die, but made tapes for the doctor to send to her husband, kids and friends making suggestions how they could improve themselves or their lives. Then she died. The end.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Cheesemeister Talks To Her Neighbor



Cheesemeister interviewed her next door neighbor about a strange woman who has been seen roaming around in the trailer park while Cheesey was at work.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

An Alternative Ending For "Kill Bill"



There are many ways a story can end, just like in life.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Love In The Netherworld



I think that might be Nervous Norvis alone with Lyanne Sakks. This was one of the oddest love scenes I have seen in a movie lately. The movie is eXistenZ.

Monday, October 22, 2007

More Pets For Cheesemeister



Cheesemeister loves animals. She has taken in the ones that Dr. Schitz has been doing DNA experiments on in his lab.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Cheesemeister Has A Bad Day



Actually this is Radha Mitchell in the movie Silent Hill which I was watching and it reminded me of the Cheesemeister talking about what a bad day she had and how she felt. The writing on the movie is because I am testing out a DVD ripper program.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Crackajack's Screen Test



Crackajack tries out for the film version of Gone With the Captists

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Here's Metal Tinkerbell



Watch out when she's in the crowd at a concert!

Monday, October 15, 2007

A Friend Is...



Is Icy thinking of doing something to the cat?

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dr. Doggy Schitz Examines Dusty Doggy

Dusty Doggy has been feeling poorly, so Dr. Schitz sent his pet assistant, Dr. Doggy Schitz to check him out. The good doggy doctor said he will be fine, but he still needs the surgery to have his halitosis removed. And he needs to go to sissor-hands and have the hair cut from around his butt hole. Whew!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Freda Fussbudget Screws Up Again

The test results for determining the father of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, were ruled invalid. Freda Fussbudget, the lab technician for Dr. Schitz, got the DNA samples all mixed up. Everything was contaminated, so new samples must be drawn from the possible fathers and the whole process must start again. Dr. Schitz said he hopes to have the new results before the end of the year, but Lammy had so many lovers, it may be the end of next year before he gets all the new samples from them.

In a previous incident, Freda Fussbudget got the charts switched for two patients in a room being prepared for surgery. Dusty Doggy was given the sex change operation meant for Murry Magdalene, and Murry got the halitosis removal surgery intended for Dusty Doggy.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

This Is Not An Apology


by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Well, fvyge! I shore didn't know who that Weirsdo woman was! When she said "I could have told you that..." I thought she meant that she was married to the Bush fella. Wives always say that! Besides, I couldn't hear what she wrote much well 'cause my Apple Crystal iBall had a dead battery. Just couldn't connect to the psychic Internet right then. But being a full fledged pledged Curmudgeon, we are sworn never to apologize. So there, you old battle ax! Next time you make a comment, make sure I can understand what you mean. Hope you get choked on a fuzz ball!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Mrs. Weirsdo's Reading

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

The Creativity Card came up for Mrs. Weirsdo, the woman with a Phd. in Weirdology. She has a peculiar talent for breathing life into inanimate things like dolls and stuffed animals. But like Frankenstein created a monster that eventually destroyed him, her own loving little creatures will smoother her with hairballs of love.

Yes, beware. When you breathe life into a stuffed animal, be careful what you inhale.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Curmudgeon's Club Offers Free Tarot Readings


Sample Reading: You are very stupid, a real dope and dumb ass! You can't read reports and believe every lie told to you. You also surround yourself with other dummies who give stupid advice. A positive point is that you are a very good liar even though you have difficulty putting together a simple sentence.

Woody the Clairvoyant of the Curmudgeon's Club has agreed to give a free sample simple one-card Tarot reading for just 666 Quatloos to cover shipping and handling. Make your request in the comment column and answer three simple questions:
1) Are you alive?
2) Are you human?
3) Are you really you?

Warning: Curmudgeons are very direct and candid and usually very insulting. Do not apply if you are a crybaby and can't take the verbal beating of truth. This product may contain bull shit.

It may take several years to see your reading in a future post, depending on the volume of traffic on the freeway to the office.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Aubvey's Therapy



Aubvey begins to have doubts about Yam Man

Monday, September 24, 2007

Enditall Puts Curse On Cheesemeister



What could be the worse thing that could happen to Cheesemeister? Well, Enditall the witch did it!

How Cheesemeister got out of the curse is HERE

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Axe Man Carves Stairs

Axe Man loves making steps and stairs. Here is a set that he carved for the entrance of the soon to open night club called The Bi-Way on the East Edge of the Netherworld. But Axe Man carved the stairs in a vacant lot on the West edge of the Netherworld. When asked about his stupid mistake, he said it was their fault because they gave him a map that was printed upside down.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Heshe Bot To Perform At Bi-Way

It has been reported that the newest invention from Prof. Snewgflo which he calls Heshe Bot will perform at the grand opening of the new club, The Bi-Way by the Highway. He claims the bi-sexual robot will fill the need for entertainment for the intellectually perverted. He is trying to work out it's major problem before the grand opening of the Club. Heshe Bot gets diarrhea from the heat of the hot lights and shits battery acid all over the stage, often slinging it into the audience. Prof. Snewgflo said it was necessary to wear Hazmat Suits during rehearsals.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Sally Satyr Pissed

Sally Satyr, the tooting and dancing sister of Peter Piper, was eliminated from The Flavor of Axe Show last night, and she was pretty well pissed about it. She claimed it was such a shocker to her because she felt as if she was the sexiest and most talented bitch on stage. When we asked her if she was upset over not winning the big date with Axe Man which is rumored to take place in Paris or Rome or Cheyenne, Wyoming, Sally just laughed at us saying she really thinks Axe Man is a dope and puppet for the "suits" or executives and producers of the show who sit back in their offices and conference rooms all day avoiding reality of life. Her true reason for becoming a contestant on the show was merely to advance her career as a solo artist and performer.

When we queried Axe Man about this, he just stuck his tongue out of the side of his mouth saying, "Sally, good ass!" Thus we figured he already had sex with her. Sally retorted by saying any actual contact of his tiny penis with her was in his imagination of his even tinier brain. But how did she know his penis was small? She said she just heard about it.

Sally said that she and her brother plan a blowing duet gig at the "Bi-Way" Club, a bi-sexual entertainment establishment which plans a grand opening later this month or early next month in the heart of the Netherworld. She said, "He'll stomp and blow and I'll dance and blow."

Friday, September 14, 2007

Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday, August 10, 2007

Flowering Kudzu Becomes Model

Flowering Kudzu says by placing cow manure on your plate with your food or next to it, the smell will lower your appetite or make you vomit after you eat.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Monday, August 6, 2007

Honey Paws On The Job

Hope he didn't quit his day job! The story is HERE

Monday, July 2, 2007

Fishy Debate

Clinton and Obama

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Monday, April 16, 2007

Dog Visits Cat House

The original photo was by Ariel.

Monday, April 9, 2007

Don't Press Red Button



DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!!

We're just kidding. Elbot is a interactive talking robot and lots of fun!

VISIT ELBOT - CLICK HERE

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Monday, March 5, 2007

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Friday, February 16, 2007