Sunday, October 26, 2008

Speadol Renee

This is a fairly new patron at Ugly Grace's bar, but he's been coming in a lot lately. We don't know much about him yet. What is your first impression of him, like, what instrument do you think he plays in a band. All we know is that he stutters and drinks lime Vodka. Some think he is from Canada because he smokes Maple leaves.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Lord Iffy Show

Be sure to read what happened this week on the Lord Iffy Show.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Sexy Sadie Does A Commercial

Hal Itosis hired Sexy Sadie to do a TV Commercial for his sale: a weight losing machine for the gym which was guaranteed to take off ten pounds of ugly fat, instantly!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Attempted Interview

Lyanne Sakks tried to interview Metal Tinkerbell.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Advice From Penny Wize

Lyanne Sakks talks to the new financial expert for Asinine News, Penny Wize.