Sunday, November 15, 2009


Lammy's spiritual guide and Death Cheese fan.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Wedding Soon

Lammy and Peter Piper will be married before next week-end despite all the obsticles she has encountered.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Mickey Ratt Fights Back

Mickey Ratt decided to stand up to the cat that had been bullying him.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Marry Animals?

Big Zeke teaches a class of Animal Husbandry at Ersatz University and he wants to be a husband to an animal: Chitty the Chimp. Zeke claims Chitty is female, but lawmakers want to peek under the tutu to make sure.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Girls Relax At Ugly Grace's

Sylfie, London and Anna Marie spend Happy Hour together at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Snewgflo's New Head

Dr. Schitz replaced Prof. Snewgflo's head after Lammy bit it off a while back, and he is really wanting revenge on her. He plans to stop her from marrying Peter Piper and insists he will make her marry him instead!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Orlof Arrested

Orlof was arrested after he was found sleeping or passed out in the alley behind Ugly Grace's Bar. He claimed he was under the care of Dr. Doo Doo. No further details could be given because of an on-going investigation.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Sexy Sadie's Butt

Sexy Sadie want to be like Pansi!

Friday, October 9, 2009


Pussy Le Claw, sister to Kitty Le Claw, got a Death Cheese Tattoo on her chest.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Golden Glory Shower

Well, we don't have a model of a real axolotl, so we have to use this krill as Gary.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Snake Falls In Love

Bimbo the Boa has fallen in love with Rasputin's detachable penis.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Orlof Junior

Lambkin gets excited on the playground as she watches Orlof Jr. play air-guitar.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Miss Volgon

The winner of the Miss Volgon Vile Beauty Contest.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Doing More Testing

I was just experimenting around getting the clouds to move and girl to do things and lighting set and camera angles on Stonehenge to see what it would look like. Then if I use the scene on the Lammy blog, I'd have to make voices and try to lip sync the mouth. Then the computer makes 30 pictures for each second of video which means about 2000 individual photos for one minute which is then compressed into a video format. I didn't put any sound on this, just make a quickie to get some general idea of what it looks like.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Checking Sound F/X

I was just trying to learn to put the right sounds in the right places with the movements of the characters. Also I had been messing with various morphs of Lammy and a new character I call Wikki Wakki. In the first clip, it was really the voice of Sarah Palen, or Palin, however you spell her name.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Camera and Characters

Everything in the movie is programmed or scripted. I noticed that the camera can be set to move, and one of the settings was to fix it on a particular subject so that when the character moves, the camera moves so it constantly points at her. In the first scene I set the camera to always point at Filthy Fae's head, so whenever she moved her head, the camera kept the head exactly in the center of the frame which made the background move and look sort of strange. I was just curious how that would look. The character's moves are in blocks and the blocks are dragged onto the timeline of the movie with the mouse. We put several blocks together, and can even edit an individual block that scripts how the subject moves. The blocks are from a second to several and sometimes up to ten seconds. The sound is also in little files which I have downloaded from the net. The first one Lammy speaks is from Sex In The City, I think. I'm not sure where most of the sound files came from. Many from movie clips. In the last scene, Lammy, which is an Aiko 4.0 doll, is without her wig.

Monday, July 6, 2009

More Testing

For these little tiny videos for a post, I used 15 frames/sec and got the video down to under 2 Mb. That uploads fast. But I also made one for dvd to play on a tv. The voices are hard to understand because I was trying a text to speech program along with a voice changer program. My microphone is broke, I spilled coffee on it.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Lip-Sync Testing

I have a program to lip-sync a character as long as they are still or really from a single photo (Crazy Talk). Now I am trying to use Mimic that moves their lips while the character is moving at 30 pictures per second.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

On Stage At Ugly Grace's

This is silly stuff. It is really just practice. Like a basketball player might spend hours shooting at the foul line or dribbling the ball up and down the court to sharpen his control. That's practice. And I do this to get used to the controls of the programs as well as see how they look here. They look pretty cool when I put them on a dvd and watch them on a regular TV.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Setting Up For A Picture

This is just to show how we can take pictures with 3D scenes. I put a girl doll or model on a stage with setting and told her to just move around while I showed how preparing for a picture was much like setting up a scene for a play with props. I wanted to show how we could move the camera to get different angles and perspectives of the model and even fly above the scene. The problems with movies is that the clothes and hair are stiff as you can see how they just hang and there is what we call "collision" where the legs and slacks pass through the half-skirt or v.v. And the back of the hair passes through the body stiffly. That is why those Japanese Anime cartoons have girls in very short skirts or they have to wear slacks or shorts. Dresses are a pain in animation. When making single photo shots these things can be corrected and the hair and clothes can be moved to adjust to the body movement.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Xin and Frank Hook Up

Xin and Frank N. Ferter hit it off right away when they met at the bar.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Where All The Girls Come From

The doll with the captain's hat in the bar picture was just one of the girls. All these models were "morphed" from a base doll called Aiko 3. It is a third generation Anime doll. Lammy is made from Aiko 4, a fourth generation base doll, much more complex in it's wiring. The base doll is basically a wire frame like chicken wire, with skin covering that is textured and toned. Then we add a wig and clothes. Or make them transparent like Spooky Gal in the back. They also have other base dolls which they gave to us for free as gave us the program free. But we must buy the clothes and settings and props. They give us several free props and sets free each month. Artists create clothes and props and sell them. DAZ sells more advanced programs where you can make clothes and buildings and props, but they cost in the hundreds of dollars. Also this kind of program should be run on a desktop with advanced graphics cards added like a gaming computer. Most graphic cards cost from $100 on up around $500. It takes from a few minutes to sometimes hours for the computer to create or process one picture if it is very complex. That is why I like these third generation dolls so much, they a very simple and easy on the computer resources and load from the matrix quickly and are easy to manipulate and pose and quick to process in a picture.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Wide Angle Lens

Photography has been a hobby for me for fifty years. Whenever I had spare time, I'd go take walks for hours and take pictures, or look for things to take pictures of. I'd have to find something interesting and then try to get a shot of it. Now with this matrix of 3D files, I can get an idea in my head and then create it and take the picture instead of just happening upon something by luck. The cameras work just like real cameras, like setting wide angle lens or telephoto and getting the same effects as with a real camera. And the subjects are very patient and never complain, doing whatever I direct them to do or even how to dress or even morph them into strange creatures. I have to do the make-up, costume, lighting, set design, camera settings: all right here in my comfy chair. It's kind of fun, for me anyway.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Quiet Time

That was Spooky Guy that nailed the coat rack on the wall backwards!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Cans of Whoop Ass

Anna Bananna poses for an ad for cans of whoop ass.

Monday, June 8, 2009

House Pets

The red haired Mentha sister checks on her pets.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Baby Piper

Could this be a hint that Peter Piper might really be Lambkin's daddy?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Magical Fart

Kizz Myass, the leprechaun reporter for the Crappy Times, lets a magical fart.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Joining In The Group Shower

The girls saw Creepy Peeper peeking at them and invited him to join their group shower.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Creepy Peeper Peeks

Creepy Peeper tries to peek at the girls as they take a group shower.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Monday, May 25, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

Grand-Mummy and Lambkin

Lambkin wants to be a death metal band member when she grows up, like Axe Man of Death Cheese. Could he be Lambkin's daddy?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Nervous Norvis and Anxious Angie

The mummy Nervous Norvis started coming unwrapped when Anxious Angie agreed to come work in his coffee shop and also to go steady with him.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009


I was just looking at some things in my matrix.

Thursday, April 30, 2009


CHRISTOPHER made a miraculous appearance at the Show Your Glory Church. He was made up in all his glory from the spiritual other world.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Alley Behind Ugly Grace's Bar

Rodney Roach and a friend look for stuff to serve in their diner.

Monday, April 20, 2009


Do you recognize any of these voice impersonations that Patty Lamb (Lammy) does? She says a few dirty words. I thought that one was Nervous Norvis, but I think it was really the Crocodile Hunter.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

New 'Show Your Glory' Church

Rev. Jimmy Reptile welcomes his congregation to the new Show Your Glory Church and Any O Faith'll Do Spiritual Center.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Family Reunion

Neanderthal Ned lovingly greets his first cousin, Swinging Louise, at his family reunion.

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Visitor

Rocky the stone guy came over to visit Neanderthal Ned.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Arsewipe's House

Come on in, takes your pants off and relax!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Nellie Looks for Neanderthal Ned

Ned's Common-law cave mate, Nel, goes to town looking for her guy.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Annie Mae

Annie Mae is back in town looking for Orlof.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

He Stinks!

VooDoo Vickie has been know to go out with some real slime balls in her day, but she just couldn't stomach the smell of Arsewipe.

Saturday, February 28, 2009