Beach Holiday Film

Filthy Fred got beefed up to play as Santa with Sexy Sadie in King Smutt's new Beach Holiday film.

Diva Demon Joins Church

Rev. Jimmy Reptile of the 'Show Your Glory' church welcomes Diva Demon to his flock. Also in the picture is Church Mouse.

Harry Shows His Big Wand

Wizard Harry Wiener shows the Witch Enditall his huge wand.

Snowman

A fugitive snowman was seen hiding out in the woods. Heck! I know it's bad when I wake up and can't go back to sleep and make a picture like this. Maybe this is something like the dream camera to records pictures from your dreams.

The Devil's Girlfriend

Beezlebabe, or something like that.

Kizz And Heddy Dance At Ugly Grace's

Here's a boring video clip of Kizz Myass and Crackhead Heddy having a Dance Battle at Ugly Grace's Bar.

The Old Scotsman Sings

On the Lord Iffy Show, Shania Wannabe was turned into an old Scotsman and the idea of Sean Connery singing kept running through my mind.

Speadol Renee

This is a fairly new patron at Ugly Grace's bar, but he's been coming in a lot lately. We don't know much about him yet. What is your first impression of him, like, what instrument do you think he plays in a band. All we know is that he stutters and drinks lime Vodka. Some think he is from Canada because he smokes Maple leaves.

Lord Iffy Show

Be sure to read what happened this week on the Lord Iffy Show.

Sexy Sadie Does A Commercial

Hal Itosis hired Sexy Sadie to do a TV Commercial for his sale: a weight losing machine for the gym which was guaranteed to take off ten pounds of ugly fat, instantly!

Attempted Interview

Lyanne Sakks tried to interview Metal Tinkerbell.

Advice From Penny Wize

Lyanne Sakks talks to the new financial expert for Asinine News, Penny Wize.

Lyanne Sakks Report

Lyanne Sakks shows a hidden camera movie of one of her co-workers at the Crappy Times, Anna Bananna.

Reddy The Rip

Reddy the Rip dances for Peter Piper.

Anna Bananna of the Crappy Times

Here is the latest photo of Anna Bananna, the Home and Garden writer in the Crappy Times news office. She has been working out and may become the health and lifestyle contributor for the media outlet.

Grimmy Lost His Sickle

Our old buddy, Grimmy, the Grim Reaper, has lost that sickle he carries around all the time, and had to steal a shovel from the grave digger.. Enditall had to swipe one from him when she lost her broom. It seems there is a contageous disease, like a virus that eats away memory, going around and it was started with the Axe Man when he lost his Axe.

Alien Guy's Mom Goes Shopping

She just drove down the block from her home on Shiznit.

Enditall the Witch Lost Her Broom

The witch, Enditall, has misplaced her broom and has been trying to ride a shovel she swiped from a grave digger.

The Show Your Glory Church

Rev. Jimmy Reptile bows before an Angel that appeared to him and his church mouse.

Lyanne Sakks Reports the News

Gravity sucks, but it seems it is suckingmore than ever lately in the Netherworld.

Annie Mae Dances

This was during the graduation ceremony when Annie Mae and Lammy were getting their diplomas. Her legs were very stiff from sitting so very long and listening to Minnie Strator's very boring speech.

Dewey Banjer and Oxy Moron

Good buddies.

Bear Hug

Hobbes Jr. finds a friend.

Strange Stalker Stalks Strange

A strange Dutchman stalks Lilly Strange.

Show Your Gory Church

Pansi and Rev. Reptile show their not-so-glorious glory.

Tattoo Lady

For details, click here

Doug's Poem Redo

We think we got the voices and faces wrong, so we will try again.

Doug's poem is here

Doug's Poem

Original on Waking Ambrose

Sad Old Men

...and tired.

Do We Really Change?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Arsewipe

...IS GOD!

Alien Dawg

Waking Ambrose

Your Dream Girl Is Looking For You

Remember her?