Big Zeke teaches a class of Animal Husbandry at Ersatz University and he wants to be a husband to an animal: Chitty the Chimp. Zeke claims Chitty is female, but lawmakers want to peek under the tutu to make sure.
Dr. Schitz replaced Prof. Snewgflo's head after Lammy bit it off a while back, and he is really wanting revenge on her. He plans to stop her from marrying Peter Piper and insists he will make her marry him instead!
Orlof was arrested after he was found sleeping or passed out in the alley behind Ugly Grace's Bar. He claimed he was under the care of Dr. Doo Doo. No further details could be given because of an on-going investigation.