Thursday, September 27, 2007

Aubvey's Therapy

Aubvey begins to have doubts about Yam Man

Monday, September 24, 2007

Enditall Puts Curse On Cheesemeister

What could be the worse thing that could happen to Cheesemeister? Well, Enditall the witch did it!

How Cheesemeister got out of the curse is HERE

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Axe Man Carves Stairs

Axe Man loves making steps and stairs. Here is a set that he carved for the entrance of the soon to open night club called The Bi-Way on the East Edge of the Netherworld. But Axe Man carved the stairs in a vacant lot on the West edge of the Netherworld. When asked about his stupid mistake, he said it was their fault because they gave him a map that was printed upside down.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Heshe Bot To Perform At Bi-Way

It has been reported that the newest invention from Prof. Snewgflo which he calls Heshe Bot will perform at the grand opening of the new club, The Bi-Way by the Highway. He claims the bi-sexual robot will fill the need for entertainment for the intellectually perverted. He is trying to work out it's major problem before the grand opening of the Club. Heshe Bot gets diarrhea from the heat of the hot lights and shits battery acid all over the stage, often slinging it into the audience. Prof. Snewgflo said it was necessary to wear Hazmat Suits during rehearsals.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Sally Satyr Pissed

Sally Satyr, the tooting and dancing sister of Peter Piper, was eliminated from The Flavor of Axe Show last night, and she was pretty well pissed about it. She claimed it was such a shocker to her because she felt as if she was the sexiest and most talented bitch on stage. When we asked her if she was upset over not winning the big date with Axe Man which is rumored to take place in Paris or Rome or Cheyenne, Wyoming, Sally just laughed at us saying she really thinks Axe Man is a dope and puppet for the "suits" or executives and producers of the show who sit back in their offices and conference rooms all day avoiding reality of life. Her true reason for becoming a contestant on the show was merely to advance her career as a solo artist and performer.

When we queried Axe Man about this, he just stuck his tongue out of the side of his mouth saying, "Sally, good ass!" Thus we figured he already had sex with her. Sally retorted by saying any actual contact of his tiny penis with her was in his imagination of his even tinier brain. But how did she know his penis was small? She said she just heard about it.

Sally said that she and her brother plan a blowing duet gig at the "Bi-Way" Club, a bi-sexual entertainment establishment which plans a grand opening later this month or early next month in the heart of the Netherworld. She said, "He'll stomp and blow and I'll dance and blow."

Friday, September 14, 2007