Sunday, October 7, 2007

This Is Not An Apology

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Well, fvyge! I shore didn't know who that Weirsdo woman was! When she said "I could have told you that..." I thought she meant that she was married to the Bush fella. Wives always say that! Besides, I couldn't hear what she wrote much well 'cause my Apple Crystal iBall had a dead battery. Just couldn't connect to the psychic Internet right then. But being a full fledged pledged Curmudgeon, we are sworn never to apologize. So there, you old battle ax! Next time you make a comment, make sure I can understand what you mean. Hope you get choked on a fuzz ball!


Sam Spade said...

As long as Mrs. Weirdso isn't in the habit of cleaning Venus, I don't think she'll choke on a fuzz ball!

weirsdo said...

Understand this: Fvyge you!

All I can say is, I'm glad I'm not allergic to cats or dust mites.

Arsewipe said...

Hey Wooden-head,
Give me a reading. And make it accurate. Or else.

G said...

What a curmudgeon. Do you do parties?