Takara

Lammy's spiritual guide and Death Cheese fan.

Wedding Soon

Lammy and Peter Piper will be married before next week-end despite all the obsticles she has encountered.

Crackhead Heddy's New Boyfriend

She thinks he is so cute.

Mickey Ratt Fights Back

Mickey Ratt decided to stand up to the cat that had been bullying him.

Marry Animals?

Big Zeke teaches a class of Animal Husbandry at Ersatz University and he wants to be a husband to an animal: Chitty the Chimp. Zeke claims Chitty is female, but lawmakers want to peek under the tutu to make sure.

The Girls Relax At Ugly Grace's

Sylfie, London and Anna Marie spend Happy Hour together at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Snewgflo's New Head

Dr. Schitz replaced Prof. Snewgflo's head after Lammy bit it off a while back, and he is really wanting revenge on her. He plans to stop her from marrying Peter Piper and insists he will make her marry him instead!

Orlof Arrested

Orlof was arrested after he was found sleeping or passed out in the alley behind Ugly Grace's Bar. He claimed he was under the care of Dr. Doo Doo. No further details could be given because of an on-going investigation.

Sexy Sadie's Butt

Sexy Sadie want to be like Pansi!

Tattoo

Pussy Le Claw, sister to Kitty Le Claw, got a Death Cheese Tattoo on her chest.

Golden Glory Shower

Well, we don't have a model of a real axolotl, so we have to use this krill as Gary.

Snake Falls In Love

Bimbo the Boa has fallen in love with Rasputin's detachable penis.

Orlof Junior

Lambkin gets excited on the playground as she watches Orlof Jr. play air-guitar.

Girls at the Park

Miss Volgon

The winner of the Miss Volgon Vile Beauty Contest.

Doing More Testing

I was just experimenting around getting the clouds to move and girl to do things and lighting set and camera angles on Stonehenge to see what it would look like. Then if I use the scene on the Lammy blog, I'd have to make voices and try to lip sync the mouth. Then the computer makes 30 pictures for each second of video which means about 2000 individual photos for one minute which is then compressed into a video format. I didn't put any sound on this, just make a quickie to get some general idea of what it looks like.

Frank

Checking Sound F/X

I was just trying to learn to put the right sounds in the right places with the movements of the characters. Also I had been messing with various morphs of Lammy and a new character I call Wikki Wakki. In the first clip, it was really the voice of Sarah Palen, or Palin, however you spell her name.

The Camera and Characters

Everything in the movie is programmed or scripted. I noticed that the camera can be set to move, and one of the settings was to fix it on a particular subject so that when the character moves, the camera moves so it constantly points at her. In the first scene I set the camera to always point at Filthy Fae's head, so whenever she moved her head, the camera kept the head exactly in the center of the frame which made the background move and look sort of strange. I was just curious how that would look. The character's moves are in blocks and the blocks are dragged onto the timeline of the movie with the mouse. We put several blocks together, and can even edit an individual block that scripts how the subject moves. The blocks are from a second to several and sometimes up to ten seconds. The sound is also in little files which I have downloaded from the net. The first one Lammy speaks is from Sex In The City, I think. I'm not sure where most of the sound files came from. Many from movie clips. In the last scene, Lammy, which is an Aiko 4.0 doll, is without her wig.

More Testing

For these little tiny videos for a post, I used 15 frames/sec and got the video down to under 2 Mb. That uploads fast. But I also made one for dvd to play on a tv. The voices are hard to understand because I was trying a text to speech program along with a voice changer program. My microphone is broke, I spilled coffee on it.