Crackhead Heddy's New Boyfriend

She thinks he is so cute.

Mickey Ratt Fights Back

Mickey Ratt decided to stand up to the cat that had been bullying him.

Marry Animals?

Big Zeke teaches a class of Animal Husbandry at Ersatz University and he wants to be a husband to an animal: Chitty the Chimp. Zeke claims Chitty is female, but lawmakers want to peek under the tutu to make sure.

The Girls Relax At Ugly Grace's

Sylfie, London and Anna Marie spend Happy Hour together at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Snewgflo's New Head

Dr. Schitz replaced Prof. Snewgflo's head after Lammy bit it off a while back, and he is really wanting revenge on her. He plans to stop her from marrying Peter Piper and insists he will make her marry him instead!

Orlof Arrested

Orlof was arrested after he was found sleeping or passed out in the alley behind Ugly Grace's Bar. He claimed he was under the care of Dr. Doo Doo. No further details could be given because of an on-going investigation.

Sexy Sadie's Butt

Sexy Sadie want to be like Pansi!

Tattoo

Pussy Le Claw, sister to Kitty Le Claw, got a Death Cheese Tattoo on her chest.

Golden Glory Shower

Well, we don't have a model of a real axolotl, so we have to use this krill as Gary.